We are the Villains Against Comics League.
Our goal is to promote non-reading and illiteracy, primarily focusing on the plague that is COMIC BOOKS.
Let’s look at the facts:
- Comic books have been shown time and time again to increase a child’s desire to read. As their desire to read increases, so does their vocabulary and their confidence in literacy. As their literacy increases (especially by grade 3), the child is at greater risk for becoming a NON FELON and staying out of the prison system. This is intolerable.
- Comic books can be a GATEWAY into the “enlightening” world of ART. Children that read comics can be in danger of falling into a creative lifestyle of paint, sketching, color, and who knows what else. Being an artist leaves little room for developing evil plans as a criminal mastermind. Creative arts aren’t nearly as lucrative as ransoming the Earth’s population for trillions of dollars at the threat of erupting every volcano simultaneously. Can a starving artist really pay for your nursing home care?
- Comic books can teach empathy, compassion, differing views, and a whole host of noble qualities. What parent wants to raise a child that sees sacrifice for the greater good and standing up for the little guy as characteristics to strive for??
- Lastly, and most hurtful; comic books have villainized an entire people group… Villains. We villains are tired of being foiled and having our misfortune publicized for all to see. Not only do we have to suffer the bitterness of defeat on a constant basis, but our lowest points are published on a regular basis for all ages to see. Every Wednesday new comics arrive at comics shops across the country and, every week, we are harassed and embarrassed. It’s like getting punched in the face by Batman over and over.
So, fellow villains and vile parents, let us take a stand here and now and say a loud NO to the comic industry! We will not stand by any longer and allow our bad names to be made public for all to see. We will not stand by and let YOUR kids become literate and upstanding citizens. We will not allow the comic giants to shove their propaganda in the face of our youth any longer.
-Villains Against Comics League
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